In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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