i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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