Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
