whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.