i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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