8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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