Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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