SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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