Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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