Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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