they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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