Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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