You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
