Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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