Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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