What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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