Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
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his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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