Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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