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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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