glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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