Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
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