So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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