did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
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I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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