That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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