can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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