the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
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Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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