Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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