It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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