windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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