I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
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