if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
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In America we eat man semen.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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