did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
sex in a hospital.. check
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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