it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Farmville is her only friend.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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