I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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