Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
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when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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