Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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