just come out here and I will go home with you...
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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