its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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