How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
BRING THE BAGELS
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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