we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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