It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
