5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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