Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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