what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
