Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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