Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
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Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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