Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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