oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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