Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I need a beard to bite.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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