I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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