i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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