is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
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Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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