What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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