Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Randomize
