new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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