I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
