HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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