Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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